| As I grow older , I regret to say that a detestable habit of thinking seems to be getting a hold of me. |
| Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
Napoleon Bonaparte (1769 - 1821) |
| Anybody can win unless there happens to be a second entry. |
| A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you. |
| When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. |
| I have learned to use the word `impossible` with the greatest caution. |
| Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them. |
| The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously. |
| The saying "Getting there is half the fun" became obsolete with the advent of commercial airlines. |
| Never give a party if you will be the most interesting person there. |
| Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again. |
| Don`t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live. |
| The future, according to some scientists, will be exactly like the past, only far more expensive |
| Any fool can make a rule, and any fool will mind it.
Henry David Thoreau (1817 - 1862) |
| The whole world is in revolt. Soon there will be only five Kings left--the King of England, the King of Spades, The King of Clubs, the King of Hearts, and the King of Diamonds.
King Farouk of Egypt (1920 - 1965), 1948 |