| I never vote for anyone; I always vote against.
W. C. Fields (1880 - 1946) |
| I feel like a fugitive from the law of averages.
William H. Mauldin (1921 - 2003) |
| Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge. |
| The shortest distance between two points is under construction. |
| There are many who dare not kill themselves for fear of what the neighbors will say. |
| I don`t know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn`t.
Jules Renard (1864 - 1910)
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| The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite insane. |
| If you are not criticized, you may not be doing much.
Donald H. Rumsfeld (1932 - ), US Secretary of Defense |
| `Give a degree to your daughter instead of dowry` Dave Tatla |
| Human salvation lies in the hands of the creatively maladjusted.
Martin Luther King Jr. (1929 - 1968) |
| If God had really intended men to fly, he`d make it easier to get to the airport. |
| Things are only impossible until they`re not. |
| Sure I`m for helping the elderly. I`m going to be old myself some day.
Lillian Carter, |
| I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.
Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955) |
| Two paradoxes are better than one; they may even suggest a solution. |
